September 13th, 2004

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If they want to speak to a manager, let them. You don't get paid enough to put up with their bullshit, and I take kickboxing classes.

If you open it, close it. If you turn it on, turn it off. If you take it, replace it. If you break it, replace it. If you don't know how to use it, ASK SOMEONE WHO DOES. Failure to abide by these rules will result in keelhauling. I'll buy a boat to do it, too.

Our customers are why we are here. We are never too busy for them. We are happy to see them. Without them, we would have no job. Remember this as they're launching strollers at your knees, their children are hanging from your arms, their spittle is raining on your face and your eardrums are ringing from their deafening shrills and demands. We're lucky to work here. Really.

~~carvedinshadows (in customers_suck) (this post)
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