November 17th, 2004

bish, smile

Amendments?

So if we're going to rewrite our Constitution to "protect" marriage from sin because it is the "God-ordained bedrock of society," then I would think that adultery would be a much better target.

The Florida Constitution should be amended to say that there can be no marriage licenses for anyone who has ever had sex outside marriage.
~~Howard Troxler, St. Petersburg Times

And on a lighter note:
"We'll eat like dingos in a maternity ward!"
~~Spanky Ham, "Drawn Together"
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