April 18th, 2006

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The People's Mario

Video Games are a way to brainwash children. Everyone knows that. It's just sex and violence today, but it used to be used for far more insidious things: Communism.

Everyone knows that Mario is just propaganda for Communist Russia. Just look at the evidence: red clothing, fighting against King Koopa, pulling down the old flag and replacing it with a red star flag, and his Stalin-esque mustache.

And now, we have utter proof! Watch the Propaganda Film!

(also on Newgrounds.)

"Communism was just a red herring." ~~ Tim Curry in Clue