So my girlfriend was at work and I decided to go have dinner with this gay guy... We had a great time talking. He ended up paying. We were having such a great time that we decided to go back to his place... So we go to his bedroom. But the evening gets cut short because I have to pick my SO up from work.
Wait a minute!
So I go out with a friend. We both didn't have cash, so we both pulled out credit cards. He said "I'll get it first." We went back to his bedroom because a) we're both uncomfortable sitting around diners well after we're done eating, b) his place was closer, and c) he doesn't have any more 'place' than his bedroom. And we were talking game stuff, which never ever ends... And I ran off because we lost track of time looking at webcomics that I was almost late.
Oy! Very strange